For a long time, people have been heralding the “crisis in the humanities”: low student enrollment, perceived professional irrelevance, and insufficient funding. I, however, do not believe that the crisis comes from external forces, but from an institutional aversion to anything external. Professors in the Humanities seem to be suffering from an allergy to reality that has created a bubble in which the norms, mores, and expectations of the real world are not just neglected, but shunned. There is no crisis in the Humanities. The crisis is the Humanities.
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